I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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