Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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