Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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