We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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