Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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