: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
well I can't set my house on fire every night
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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