Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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