I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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