I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
All I want is dick and wine.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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