She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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