she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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