Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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