sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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