Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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