Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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