Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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