There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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