fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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