Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize
