Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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