none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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