Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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