My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Mom said you looked used
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Boobs are out for the taking
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize