ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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