sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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