let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Someone signed my nipple.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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