i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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