i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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