I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
