The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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