i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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