I hate your face
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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