well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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