one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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