Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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