Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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