you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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