So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
