Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
