She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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