Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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