I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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