Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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