in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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