Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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