So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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