Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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