Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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