Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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