Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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