This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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