I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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