Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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