are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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