I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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