She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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