You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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