super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just pee around me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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