We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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